Saturday, August 22, 2009

never take home your lover..

A housewife takes home a lover during the day, while her husband is at
work.
Unknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.

The boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."

Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."

Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again and the mom's lover and son are
again in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's
go
outside and toss the baseball."
Son: "I can't. I sold them."
Dad: "How much did you sell them for?"

Son: "$1,000."
Dad: "That's terrible to overcharge your friends !
That is way more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the
little
boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that crap again.!!!"

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